‘When I was a teenager and my body started to change – I got boobs, I got a bum.’
Arrested for assault and battery, it's a wonder she doesn't have a black eye in her mugshot.
‘Whenever I went shopping and told people my real age, I often got mobbed by strangers who wanted to find out my secrets.’
'I've always loved myself but I started to notice my self-confidence was becoming less and less the older I got.'
‘I kind of got obsessed because for the first time in my life, my body was actually doing what I asked it to do.’
‘They got a 3D printer to create a titanium plate to fit in my head - I mean, that's some real James Bond shit. I was amazed when they told me that.’
'This is what I got from my dear Grandma for christmas last year. It’s a paper pug that you assemble, and basically just sits there. It’s supposed to be “all the fun of a real dog without the mess!''