'Trying to print a monologue in the library but someone's printing porn instead.'
If you are old enough to be in the kid's section at the library, you should not be watching porn.
'Theres this guy that goes to our public library just to watch porn in the teen section.'
Couldn't think of a better hiding spot for all that porn...we mean...wine.
If you can get off to Egyptian mummy porn, you may need to seek professional help.