'We went to high school together. She was banging our basketball coach our senior year.'
‘All I know is that we had each other’s backs at the time and did everything we could to support one another.’
‘We know our metabolism slows down as we get older,’ she explains to Daily Mail. ‘It just means we have to take control and make healthier choices and work a little harder.’
‘So if anybody wants to call me a bad name, I don’t take that because I know I’m not there for that reason.’
'You know how it's fun to look up the popular mean girls that made you miserable in High School and see how they turned out She's 30. '
For those who don't know, 'Pure Romance' parties are where women try to sell sex toys to other women.
‘Apparently I touched his face and said 'I don't know who this is, get him out of here' to my mum.’
It's not, but we don't expect people in Arkansas to actually know the correct definitions of words anyway.
‘He doesn't really focus on the sexual side of our relationship because we can't do anything since I don't have a vaginal opening.’
'My roommate got drunk last night and brought home a random little person who he just met, who is now passed out on my couch and snoring like a bear' -- don't know the plan, but it's genius, whatever it is.