'I'm a big fan of the SAW series, and I want that to be apparent when people use the bathrooms I design.' - This carpenter.
Sneezing while marching? That's grounds for a discharge if I ever saw one.
Luigi just got one of those mushrooms to make him big when he saw “Mario.” Awkward.
‘I didn't know about plastic surgery at that age but I would always dream about resembling a sexy bimbo doll with huge breasts and insanely big lips.’
“Of course, I can get a hell of a good look at a T-Bone steak by sticking my head up a bull's ass…”
'Here's the most fucked up thing I own. She was a gift made by and from my uncle. Her ass is huge, she's life sized, her name is Chelsea and she's supposed to resemble me.'