If you see a girl do this… ask her out, who are we kidding? Beggars can’t be choosers.
I’m starting to think girls can’t get dates to prom these days ‘cause dudes are taking cutouts.
'It says right here that you know what a mop is and how to use it. I can't picture anyone lying about that.'
The best animal for picking up girl is a puppy: true or false? Asking for a friend.
He lived a product instruction fail and died a product instruction fail, but that doesn't mean that his failure can't help us break the cycle.
Give her your best pickup line! “Would you like to put those birthing hips to use?”