“I thought that it wouldn’t be possible to get my body back after pregnancy."
Luckily, my ex had a back up copy sitting around so they were able to restore her.
Trashy as hell to ask your ex for birthday sex because your wife isn't in the mood.
She didn't get arrested, but DAMN I wish she frequented my local McDonald's more.
'I never really put too much thought into my health or my eating habits growing up so food was my go to for any occasion.