More breakfast cereal is made in Battle Creek, Michigan than in any other city worldwide.
Your daughter isn't old enough to see a pg-13 movie, let alone date anyone.
You see, what they're trying to say is kids suck the money from your life.
Do you care about Israel? Probably not, but it won't kill you to learn a thing or two today as you ignore your boss at work to browse Break instead.
Glow Sticks: To see how deep a shaft is, to save your light's batteries and even leave an illumination bread crumb trail... only half joking.