A girl I went to high school with loved this book, so I imagine all women do, right?
I had my partner search your pockets and we've got 4 joints, a bong and a vape pen.
I almost got the doormat all the way over the package, but I was still just too weak.
'I was tired of boring slutty Halloween costumes, so I went as Dumblewhore.'
‘I dated a few Asian dancer friends of mine, and then it kind of just all went from there.’
‘When I was a teenager and my body started to change – I got boobs, I got a bum.’
'This is me dressed in blackface for Halloween. I went as Blade. Thanks parents.'
'Before I found out that I wanted to become a pilot, I graduated in economics and while I was in university I went on a family trip to Australia…’