In 2013, a Chicago man named Marco Alvarado told police who pulled him over 'I'm gonna be real with you, I have a gun in my ass.' The cops then found a gun in his ass.
This guy doesn't need you to make fun of his paint mess. He needs you to help him clean up his paint mess. Sorry, paint man. I have failed you.
You used our tagline. That's good. You put it over a picture of that passenger we beat up. That's bad.
MRE's: Military grade pouches of food that will get you through. Make sure to pick up the ones that do not freeze. They taste like ass, but you won't die of starvation.