I don't think comparing us to a police state is the right way to go with this. Good try, though!
This is the door to the shed containing all of my tools that I'd use to clean this ... I ... I don't know what I'm going to do.
It's easy to criticize these weird school pictures, so instead I'm going to find one thing I like about them. This kid's green shirt is neat
‘I have been called bad names before like a gold digger. But I don’t feel that way and when I’m on these trips I do not ask for money.’
Museum employees break, then superglue back together King Tut’s burial mask.
Gregory IX (ruled 1227-1241) a.k.a. Pope Jew-Hating Cat-Killing Plague-Causing Inquisitor