Now that's what I call a CATerpillar, am I right everybody? Right? You get it ... because caterpillars are long. Anyway, I'm Bryan Brown. That's my time. Be sure and tip your server.
The day's Wall Street Squirrel is out and Acorn prices are at an all time low.
We aren't the only species that's tired of birds chirping every day at 4am.
If this cat is serious about losing weight he's going to have to stop drinking Pepsi.
They called him crazy for wanting to be a soccer player and a doctor simultainiously, but he proved them all wrong.
It was all fun and games until the pilot remembered that his water bucket was actually filled with acid.
You knew U.S. military spending was out of control when we started building tiny helicopters staffed with tiny, edible soldiers.
Everyone in the gymnastics tournament thinks Foot Head has an unfair advantage but they're too chicken to say anything about it.
I guarantee this guy's life won't get any better than the time he was high-fived by a shark.