When you ask for extra pickles and the kid making your sandwich is an ass.
Bart Simpson's love for large asses in shirt form, take four. Also, gross!
Someone found out how to make a mask look more disgusting than actual facial burns.
Pepper Spray: Mace, pepper spray, wildlife repellent... they are all great at making a bear retreat. If you don't have any with you, read the other steps listed here.
Michelangelo is so excited to kick ass he just broke through this dude’s arm.
MRE's: Military grade pouches of food that will get you through. Make sure to pick up the ones that do not freeze. They taste like ass, but you won't die of starvation.
Dayton, OH: After Erin Chase, a mom and a blogger, had a TSA agent's hands inside her bra, on her ass and that other major lady part, she claimed it was sexual assault and filed a complaint. The TSA kinda' shrugged.