"If you look out your window on the east side of the plane, you'll see a cloud that slightly resembles your worst nightmares."
You’ll know if Dustin took a bite of your waffle by the black teeth-paint marks.
When you absolutely have to have your car fixed and all you have is wood and tape ...
When you let it hang out of your shorts to see how long before anyone notices.
This is a great exercise if you want to work your ... what muscle does this work again?
When you’re starving at work and your keyboard starts to look like dessert.