'Trashy woman from my high school posts this and wonders why she's getting hateful messages.'
A farewell message to an ex-girlfriend, a 2-week relationship, 15 years age-difference.
My girlfriend has a lot of pillows! I assume that's accurate of most women!
‘I get so many women messaging me and saying 'oh my goodness! I have never thought my big body would look good in a sexy bra…
We're trying to get people to fly United. This gives people sort of a mixed message.
‘I get messages from mums, sisters, wives, a mum of a four-year-old who can’t talk. She said 'what you’ve written about helps me understand my little boy.’’
My girlfriend really loves The Mindy Project. If you're a woman, maybe you do too.
'Got blackout drunk last night...my girlfriend helped me remember what happened.'