Bringing a fan into Arizona is like trying to put a forest fire out by peeing on it.
In Arizona, everyone lives in a literal oven. That's why all of their doors are covered in potholders.
This cup filled with water melted in the sun. Only in Arizona, right guys?
Remember when I said everything melts in Arizona? Hahaha, another callback.
Actual ovens aren't allowed in Arizona because the governor fears they would be redundant.