Did you know Pinhead from Hellraiser wore reading glasses? Neither did we.
Did you know dogs are capable of jealousy? They are! They're like little people!
I don't know what this swing did to deserve this, but I really want to know.
This is definitely a girl's vagina that he knows right? It's too specific not to be.
Pink Girl clearly doesn't know any other mothers or people if this chick is 'one of the best' she knows.