Hookers appear to be in short supply of appropriate-length pants these days.
If she's wearing heels in the desert, chances are 100% that she's a hooker.
I guess it annoying that you only have red markers for your red whiteboard but why the hell do you have a red whiteboard
Iron Bike Man Has The Power To Blow Through A Red Light Even Though I Have To Drive Behind Him 20MPH
Protip: is she wearing heels on the side of an Interstate at 1:00 p.m.? She's probably a hooker.
You know we live in a weird society when hookers have to have their own funeral home.