I'm looking at graffiti that I love, but can't tell people that I love. What are YOU looking at?
I know what John Cena looks like and this isn't it. You can't fool me, internet.
'If you can look me in the eye and tell me you know what 'Do Not Bend' means then sister, you've got the job.'
'Thanks Grandma, now tell me some other lies like that my parents love me and I wasn't adopted.'
Can’t tell if she’s looking like “you’re crazy. Get away from me” or “What’s up?”
Hey, what the hell are you calling security for? I know my rights! I read the box DON'T TASE ME BRO
I use to love mayo, but with this all that it makes me think of is how much I miss my brother.