You are legally allowed to murder anyone wearing these in public in the state of Utah
And you thought the air conditioner in your office was always on way too high.
Pro Card Player Tip: Always keep a scoop of peanut butter in your foot to distract your opponent.
Tim knew what to wear on a date; he was always getting drinks thrown in his face.
It's completely okay to wear all black and bring your pet raven on the subway.
The Baby Leg Lasso, for when your kid is the one who wears the (metaphorical) pants
Being pregnant making you fat? Wear a tight band around your stomach for 6 to 8 hours a day!
Those are your kids: they started wearing cat costumes so you’d spend time with them.
Hey if they make you go to school that early you should be able to wear your jammies.