Wow, Google Maps can now give you directions to a girl who needs a ride. NICE.
'It says on your resume that you know how stairs work. That's all I need to hear. You're hired!'
‘Despite my parents telling me I looked beautiful, I would get into the bathtub and try to lighten my skin by scrubbing it with a loofah, because all the girls I knew had lighter complexions.’
'All I need from you as an employee is for you to be a hamburger bun. Think you can handle that?'
I'm just going to say it. I love where they started from with this, so all of these are going to get an A.
'I run a tight ship here. All of my cake makers have to know the difference between what a customer is saying and what they want on their cake. Do you think you can handle that?'
'Under education, it says you graduated from Cheeseburger University. That's all the proof I need to know you know what a cheeseburger looks like.'
'As a professional door installer, all I need is for you to know which direction doors open. It says on your resume that you are an expert in that area.'