'My friend was drunk and on Xanax when he decided to tattoo a black face Charmander with no experience or artistic ability. '
'My roommate got drunk last night and brought home a random little person who he just met, who is now passed out on my couch and snoring like a bear' -- don't know the plan, but it's genius, whatever it is.
When you think you look cute in the photo but you really just look drunk as fuck.
When you're drunk and trashy and the bathroom is too far away from where the wedding reception is being held.
When you get stuck in a baby seat at McDonald's because it's 4 a.m. and you're hammered.
When drunk you gets the Dominos guy to buy you McDonald's in the 'special instructions' section.
'Got blackout drunk last night...my girlfriend helped me remember what happened.'
This drunk woman dropped her phone. She picked up her sandal instead and used her phone as the sandal.
Either a miracle or a disaster happened here, but I'm sure it involves the beer bottle in the background.
Drunk lady discovering that no, swimming in the kiddie pool blacked out is not a good idea.