Gwar is the Australia of bands. Australia is the man of continents. You follow me?
When I want to meditate, I just belt sand something and that gets me there.
If my girlfriend proposed to me with a pair of brass knuckles instead of a wedding ring I would say 'sure.'
Iron Maiden may sound like a woman's name because maiden is a traditional feminine signifier, but trust me bro, they're manly.
I floss with barbed wire because I'm a real man and even though my dentist tells me to stop and that it's ruining my mouth I don't listen.