For the adults who somehow haven't figured out how to NOT piss their pants
Pizza as an adult leads to 5 hours of heartburn and not being able to move
Oh, great. Now I have to drive all the way across town to that other castle.
Fact: The largest elephant on record was an adult male African elephant, weighing about 24,000 pounds!
What was the coolest thing you wanted to do as a kid when you became an adult?
'It's definitely the swing's fault that this happened.' - This grown adult that just played on a swing meant for children.