Pizza as an adult leads to 5 hours of heartburn and not being able to move
For the adults who somehow haven't figured out how to NOT piss their pants
Oh, great. Now I have to drive all the way across town to that other castle.
'It's definitely the swing's fault that this happened.' - This grown adult that just played on a swing meant for children.
Fact: The largest elephant on record was an adult male African elephant, weighing about 24,000 pounds!
When you realize some adults are just two children stacked on top of one another.