The Good Thing About Trapping A Guy In Your Basement His Entire Life Is You Can Tell Him This Is Cake
Hazardous Gas Detector: Just in case you didn't bring your canary to tell you if there's poison in the air or not, bring along a detector. They are no bigger than the palm of your hand and will save your life.
‘Don’t listen to the naysayers, be your own person. Attitude is your most important asset. Life is not perfect, accept this and grab it with both hands.’
You see, what they're trying to say is kids suck the money from your life.
Life Straw: Oftentimes, mining disasters are due to underground flooding. Bring along your Life Straw to give you some safe drinking water after you run out of your water pouches. And pack a snorkel while you're at it.
Portable Oxygen: These small cans of oxygen will each only give you a few minutes worth of shallow breathing life, but that could be enough to save you. Pack as many as you can fit in with your gear.
Theodore Levon Upshaw sold heroin straight out of a McDonald's. Why rent a storefront when you can do it outta your workplace?
Rope and Ratchets: No, not those ghetto ratchets, but ratchets that can save your life. Rope has a variety of uses and the ratchets can be just the pulley or support system you will need to get to safety.