When you get so drunk at a festival that you pass out and your mates draw a Blastoise on your back in suncreen that has a giant penis on its back instead of a cannon and then it burns on...
'My roommate spent the night getting high and shaving his callouses and kindly left this heap for me to find on the coffee table. That's not cocaine, it's foot dust.'
'You know what my life is missing? A giant fake his-and-hers beard with a PB&J theme,' said no one ever.
'My roommate got drunk last night and brought home a random little person who he just met, who is now passed out on my couch and snoring like a bear.'
‘Apparently I touched his face and said 'I don't know who this is, get him out of here' to my mum.’
Vince refuses to let his condition stop him from doing anything, telling Daily Mail that 'I just set my mind to something and I go out and do my best.’
'My roommate got drunk last night and brought home a random little person who he just met, who is now passed out on my couch and snoring like a bear' -- don't know the plan, but it's genius, whatever it is.
‘Because my hair has grown back you can't notice the hole as much and I've even been out for a few beers in the last couple of weeks - which is nice.’