Guy walks into water aisle, promptly strips, ties shoelace around his penis, and smoke meth.
'Random person (not even in the same state as me) sent message on PoF asking for help penis shaming her ex.'
Would you feel like a real man if you didn’t have a penis? What if you didn’t have a vagina?
When you get so drunk at a festival that you pass out and your mates draw a Blastoise on your back in suncreen that has a giant penis on its back instead of a cannon and then it burns on...
‘The whole small penis thing is absolutely insane, because anyone of any race can have any part of their body that might be bigger or smaller.’
All of La’Tecia’s cellulite and ‘fat rolls,’ as she pointed out, were gone.