If I had a choice between something that spins on my finger and a Furby, I would choose the Fidget Spinner every time.
‘I’m covered in moles, and I had two really tiny ones on my tummy, below my belly button.’
‘I was shocked at the amount of fat I had gained with my first pregnancy.’
Oh god, I just came out of this bender for a second and for some reason I have eaten my stapler.
‘Had I not had other dreams I still wanted to accomplish in my life I would have re-enlisted without hesitation…