‘I know I will never be a size zero model or a plus size model; I am who I am and that's just perfect.’
'My son started to cry when he saw Santa, so I decided it'd be a good idea if we all joined too.'
Hello, I am the Fail Monster. I am a monster that subsists on a diet of fails. Behold while I feast.
Am I cured? Am I capable of feeling empathy toward other people's break-ups?