If you've ever wanted to see what it'd look like if a piece of furniture vomited out a drawer, today is your lucky day.
If I looked this much like someone from the Harry Potter universe I’d dress like this every day.
‘I see white guys and I'm like, 'Gross'. All the time, people are like, 'Oh, he's so good looking.'’
‘I saw what people wanted to see - fitter, thinner, more defined and perfect.’
‘I did my best to blend in with the Marine around me, I didn't want to stand out just because I was a female.’