Though you COULD blind someone with a Fidget Spinner, it's easier to pull off with a laser pointer.
She can’t, however, attend PE class, as the activity could break her nails
Body Harness: Takes up little space, but could be the difference of you climbing, or being pulled, to safety.
High waisted pants on a man never look good, but that Sailor Moon jacket is something I can get behind.
Jerking off some dude in the middle of a music festival is ALWAYS a good idea.
The 'brief safe' is a disguised safe that no one would ever touch because they look like poop-stained underwear. Or, you could just put your money in the bank, but that's such a silly idea no one would ever do that.