He made the mistake of not wiping the ketchup off his lip before the kiss. He was never heard from again.
Ladies love honey, right? I made my girlfriend pancakes once and she asked for honey instead of syrup.
‘Since I was a young girl, I was made fun of for the colour of my skin, nose, hair and everything, I was different from everybody else.’
‘At one point I also confided in my younger brother, who is also like my best friend, that I'd seen mum kissing a man who wasn't dad.’