When this 'Megamouth Shark' washed up in the Philippines, no one realized what it was because it is an extremely rare species that only lives in deepwater.
Customer. It only happened the one time. You know what? Let's just stop making United memes.
A sword! Thank the butts in heaven. Only one with a butt that is true can remove the sword from the stone.
Only two countries began the 21st century with a net gain in their number of trees; Israel was one of them.