We knew escalator rails carried lots of germs, but now we can add spinning ladies.
This is what it looks like when you stick your head in a fish tank and spit out milk.
Whatever is on your armrest is yours to do with what you like. Airplane rules.
What if you just told your kids this? Like they grew up thinking Superman was “Batman?”
And your parents want a kid who didn't eat paste all K-12, what's your point?
Hopefully your car doesn’t look like this before you get behind the wheel.
Nothing like happy hour after a long day on the playground to get your head on right.
If you've ever wanted to see what a member of the Not All Men movement was like as a kid, behold.
Or when you get a canker sore and start wondering what life will be like when they remove your lower jaw
What could be creepy than throwing a Halloween party and having all your guests eat a cake likeness of yourself?