This woman is drinking an amount that many people may consider unhealthy. Watch out!
Hey man, quit laying around. Get it? Because he blacked out while buying Lay's potato chips? Watch out!
‘Whenever I went shopping and told people my real age, I often got mobbed by strangers who wanted to find out my secrets.’
Alien gets so worn out from killing people, he just needs to take a minute.
When people find out her real age, she says she gets bombarded with questions on how she kept such youthful looks.
When you get so drunk you pass out while eating the body of a tiger and wearing its head like a mask.
This lady is going to need a new keyboard because of the dirt and I'm going to need a new job after my boss finds out I'm making fun of these poor, poor people.