When you have a personality disorder but definitely know you're at least a car.
This roommate lives alone and has come up with multiple personalities as a means to cope.
The one person here NOT on drugs is trying to cheat on her husband. Winning.
Carmen Electra has been featured in Playboy multiple times, in both April 2003 and January 2009.
This is way better than airbags, said the crazy person who lives in this car.
This person deserves a raise for delivering a pizza after they wrecked their car.