You know what? I don't think you guys are getting it. We want memes that make United look good, not bad.
When you really don’t want to get off the couch but are out of Snickerdoodles.
If your job is based purely on looks alone, why would you be surprised when you don’t get the job if you don’t look the part?
When you park in the one spot with a puddle and don’t want to get your shoes dirty.
Protip: if you ever want to be taken seriously, don't write in pink marker.