When you have a personality disorder but definitely know you're at least a car.
Put those kids to work with a “pickup school bus!” Someone has to pay for this whole school thing!
Don't you know you're not supposed to keep naked men locked in your car on a hot day!
When you ask for extra pickles and the kid making your sandwich is an ass.
That thing where you go back in time and meet your Grandma when she was a kid.