You can put lipstick on a dog, but it’s still a dog. Also, don’t put lipstick on a dog!
Wave your hands in the air like you just don’t care. No really, we don’t care.
This dog is really happy that Emma Stone won the best actress award at The Oscars. Just kidding, she only cares about her new teeth.
I’m not going to shame this dog for having weird teeth. Just kidding, I am. This dog has weird teeth.
I don't care how unsanitary it is. If a dog offered me sushi I would eat it.
'This is what I got from my dear Grandma for christmas last year. It’s a paper pug that you assemble, and basically just sits there. It’s supposed to be “all the fun of a real dog without the mess!''