When you really don’t want to get off the couch but are out of Snickerdoodles.
When you are falling out of the car drunk and don’t want to miss the game.
Protip: if you ever want to be taken seriously, don't write in pink marker.
If your job is based purely on looks alone, why would you be surprised when you don’t get the job if you don’t look the part?
And when you begin to think that everyone around you is so much closer to ‘perfection’ than you are…