This is what happens when you let your toddler pick out your tattoo colors.
This is what it looks like when you stick your head in a fish tank and spit out milk.
And when it comes to dressing up like fictional characters, Major Sam is one of the best.
That look you give when your woman says “you sound just like your mother.”
"If you look out your window on the east side of the plane, you'll see a cloud that slightly resembles your worst nightmares."
Man Vs turd: when it’s so big you pass out and your friends shave your head.
When you finally catch a unicorn, you best keep it on the roof of your car.
The look Melanie Roach gives you when she finds the empty Funyuns bag under your pillow.
It sucks when you're trying to have your picture taken and two women decide to photobomb it by making out.