A knife sale for back to school? I should not eat a fail this sweet. It might give me high fail-esterol.
Chain Cleats: Since you might need to be navigating some treacherous terrain in your quest for safety, bring along these to give you some serious traction.
She might not be in actual trouble, but goddamn does she deserve prison for that tattoo.
'This might be the 1000th very, very beautiful patient that I’ve operated on…
Whistle: This is a multi-purpose gadget... it can signal rescuers, ward off animals, and give a what's up? to any random ladies you might meet.