Hello, I am the passive aggressive note translator. I'm here to tell you what these passive aggressive roommate notes really mean. This person wants their roommate to stop stealing their food.
This person is frustrated that their roommate ate their noodles while his roommate is frustrated that his roommate is using his coffee filters for notes.
This roommate lives alone and has come up with multiple personalities as a means to cope.
This roommate is upset that their roommate both ate their pizza and didn't clean up after themselves. Truly they are in a quandary today.