Cue screams from excited children thinking that Santa flew into town with Rudolph....
Helen threw out all the processed crap from her family’s fridge and pantry.
Christopher Clark became so 'disorderly' at a McDonald's he threw condiment packets in an employee's face, and was arrested for battery.
'Guy I went to school with has requested a change of venue for the reunion. He's been banned from most places in town.'
'My uncle is out of town for a month and just got a new TV. Perfect opportunity for a little photoshop prank. He bought it.'