We knew escalator rails carried lots of germs, but now we can add spinning ladies.
She spent three weeks putting this thing together and doesn’t care if the hat is tiny.
Best friends put each other's rectal thermometers in their mouths. Period.
That’s ridiculous. Everyone knows the best way to kill a vampire is with sunlight.
These filing cabinets were just put in your way to confuse you. Keep moving!
In a pinch, putting your hands in your armpits is a great way to warm up fingers that are getting too cold for comfort.