I'm sure your kid's exact words were 'Make me something retarded for Halloween,' riiight.
When you thought Honey Boo-Boo couldn't get worse and then they dressed up as the Kardashians for Halloween.
'If I'm gonna be a princess for Halloween, I'm definitely gonna be a taco princess.'
'I was tired of boring slutty Halloween costumes, so I went as Dumblewhore.'
A great costume if you don't have any interest in making eye contact with people.
What, you couldn't even bother to try and dress up like Melania or Ivanka?
'In 1994, I told my dad I wanted to be an ear for Halloween. He really came through.'
'My little cousin wanted to be a road for Halloween, so my aunt made her this costume.'