Can't grow a beard? NO PROBLEM! Just buy your husband a Beard Head and all your hopes and dreams will finally come true.
The sword checked your soul and chose you. Now that you are armed, there is little to separate you from the one true butt.
This pizza is the final boss in your quest to see the butt. Will you vanquish it?
As you enter the gates of the sky castle, you happen across the final guardian of the butt. A giant colossus.
With your aim true and your heart filled with feelings guided by the butt, you drive your sword into the dragon's heart.
Oh no! It's Final Fantasy villain Sephiroth. He does not want you to see the 2 butts. Stop him!
You saw through my trickery and made it to the final image of 2 butts! May you bask in their majesty. Today, you have become a legend. Use these 2 butts responsibly. You earned them.
Just as the space butt disappears, a pegasus descends from the heavens to bring you to the final leg of your journey.
You step off of the pegasus and grip the castle's gates. The pegasus gives you a knowing nod as it flies into the wind. Now the only thing driving you is your bravery and belief in the one true butt.
The one true butt. Behold. You have earned it with your bravery, wits, cunning and strength. As you gaze upon the butt, don't forget the pegasus and your other friends that aided your quest. Your quest for the one true butt.