This dog thinks it's their owners fault for putting delicious diapers within easy reach and also not teaching the dog how to open doors.
This dog just got home from a dog party and they're feeling a little hung over, okay?
This was meant as a threat. Will the kid heed this dog's warning? Time will tell.
You can put lipstick on a dog, but it’s still a dog. Also, don’t put lipstick on a dog!