Nevermind. I stand corrected. Dogs with human teeth are terrifying. I think we need a palette cleanser.
Hello, I am the Fail Monster. I am a monster that subsists on a diet of fails. Behold while I feast.
‘I know I will never be a size zero model or a plus size model; I am who I am and that's just perfect.’
Am I cured? Am I capable of feeling empathy toward other people's break-ups?