Let's be honest -- it's not like this dude was trying to get a job anytime soon anyway.
…than claiming you’re getting surgery in order to look like Melania Trump?
Dude decided he wanted it to look like his van was sideways while driving around.
A woman tried walking over the border with cocaine in her shoes. To be fair, this looks like it could actually work.
Now that I’m older, I know that those girls make up something like .0003% of the population.
‘I miss the brotherhood and camaraderie but killing, getting shot at, you can only go so far.’
She just looks like the sort of person to get arrested for threatening her ex and his new girlfriend.
'I've been a bigger girl all my life so I never thought I could lose weight or get healthy.’
‘My first weight loss was because of today's society. I wanted to look like those models on the TV and I thought that I can reach that size only by not eating anything.’
The 'brief safe' is a disguised safe that no one would ever touch because they look like poop-stained underwear. Or, you could just put your money in the bank, but that's such a silly idea no one would ever do that.