Unless the south plans to rise out of crippling diabetes and widespread obesity, I don't think they have much of a chance.
I have problems that are so complex, even the most genius programmers would have trouble solving them.
‘She warned me to get them checked out, but I didn’t think it was anything to worry about, so I left it.’
This is the most badass thing I have ever seen written anywhere. Books, movies, shirts, anywhere.
If I was an armadillo, I would want nothing more than to have a human kill me, hollow me out and turn me into a grill.
A lot of girls at Burning Man keep waving their hands in the air like they just don’t care, but down deep I think they do.
‘I have vague recollections of doctors and nurses coming in and out to check on me and asking weird things like 'do you know where you are?' and 'what's your name?'